Chris Evans and his favorite pizza on ‘Good Morning America’
omFG I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY FRIEND IS SLEEPING ASDFGH
I like the guy on the bench who just dies instantly after seeing him. No time to process it, just falls over and dies.
I love you.
Wherein Steve and Bucky live across the hall from each other, and Steve keeps “losing the keys to his apartment” whenever Bucky is around. It’s pretty annoying at first, like having some stray dog follow him around. Even after they have sex Bucky wants Steve out right away. But after a while the big loveable jerk starts to grow on him.
“I’m happy we met,” Bucky mumbles one night as they’re falling asleep, practically incoherent.
“You’re just happy I was naked.” Steve chuckles.
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
There’s No Place Like Home
Known rooms of the men-of-letters bunker
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
careers to consider when I finish uni:
- girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
- WWII war nurse
- muse for a late 19th century artist
- archaeologist in the 30s
- background character in a Wodehouse story
- incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes